WhATS THIS MONKEY BUSINESS?

AFTER A LIFETIME OF TURNING WRENCHES, I DECIDED TO START SELLING THEM. I LOOKED INTO THE FRANCHISE TOOL TRUCKS WITH THERE “SNAPPY” OVERPRICED TOOLS. THEY MAY THINK THEY ARE THE “MAC” DADDY WHEN IT COMES TO SELLING THERE GEAR. I KNOW THAT JOKE WAS “CORNy…WELL” IM DOING MY BEST. I FELT LIKE HAVING TO PAY HUGE FRANCHISE FEES, AND STICKING TO THE ROUTES THEY TELL YOU WASNT FOR ME. I DONT HAVE FREE BALL CAPS OR PINK SOCKS TO GIVE YOUR WIFE. WHAT I DO HAVE IS TOP BRANDS AT GREAT PRICES. I WORK WITH THE TOP DISTRIBUTORS IN THE NATION TO BRING AFFORDABLE TOOLS TO THE PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM. SO WHY FINANCE A TOOL FOR $100 A WEEK FOR 6 WEEKS, WHEN YOU CAN JUST SPEND THAT $100 AND HAVE WHAT YOU NEED. THATS WHAT THIS MONKEY BUSINESS IS ALL ABOUT.

WHERE CAN I BUY